Tuesday, September 9, 2003
Aisle space in a Portuguese supermarket dedicated to the following items:
- Butter: 58 feet
- Yogurt: 144 feet
- Olive oil: 65 feet
- Wine: 280 feet (with three kinds of (bad) California wines to choose from)
- Peanut butter: .5 — two kinds, and 3 euros for a small jar of Skippy
- Portuguese beer, like making love in a canoe, is fucking close to water
Comments
by dayment » Sep 11, 2003 10:57 AM
Please tell me you'll be cooking while you're there!
by Jed » Oct 9, 2003 3:26 AM
What Portugese beer are you drinking? The standard Portugese beers didn't seem any worse than standard US beers to me. Probably a lot better actually.
by dave » Oct 10, 2003 1:11 PM
Should not these distances be expressed in meters for true euro-flavor?
by Lachman Dave » Nov 28, 2003 12:55 PM
If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.
by Stumpf Juliet » Nov 28, 2003 12:58 PM
Perceptions do not limit reality.