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How to make friends by Telephone
Use this instructional guide from the 1940's to learn proper etiquette when operating a telephone.

Ransom Note Generator
Steal your neighbor's kid, then use this Ransom Note Generator to create an amusing ranson note.

Answering Machine
I found this interesting misplaced message on my home anwering machine.


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