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Friday, April 18, 2003

Her: I hope I didn’t embarrass Matt [by giving him a spontaneous lapdance in front of 25 coworkers and their signficant others at a company dinner party]. I think I’m in trouble with my husband—he doesn’t know Matt’s gay.

Him: Oh, really? Matt’s comment about how could you think about wearing white shoes before Memorial Day didn’t tip him off?



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